“Golf is golf, you hit the ball, you find it, and you hit it again” – Lon Hinkle, Pro Golfer

“The most abysmal advice given by the ignorant to the stupid” – Tommy Armour, on keeping your eye on the ball

“It could be worse, I could be allergic to beer” – Greg Norman, on being allergic to grass

“Easy, I missed a 20 footer for a 12” – Arnold Palmer, on being asked how he could possibly shoot a 13 on a hole

“The older you are, the longer you used to be” – Chi Chi Rodriguez