Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I have played the game for forty years and I still haven’t the slightest idea how to play. – Gary Player

Golf is the sport a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can Larry Holmes enjoy fighting one of his friends? – Chi Chi Rodriguez

If the following foursome is pressing you, wave them through and then speed up. – Deane Beman

I never really dreamed of making many putts. Maybe that’s why I haven’t made many. – Calvin Peete

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch. – Lee Trevino