I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool. - George Brett

I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
- Lee Trevino

Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and
when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you've had them and you’re not even off the first tee. - Walter Hagen

The older you get the stronger the wind gets... and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus