Frank’s top ten reasons he plays golf
1. Playing with good friends.
2. Hitting that “one” GREAT shot.
3. That nice cold frosty beverage (before, during, and after).
4. The unlimited sarcasm (and support?) between brothers and friends.
5. Luigi’s!
6. The post round review (especially TACO Tuesday!).
7. Tips from John & Jim just before they change their swings and implode.
8. Mikey shots!
9. Joe’s love of trees.
10. Clearing the canyon on the par 3 hole # 3, Diamond Woods.

Ten things to say when you hit a bad shot
1. I wasn’t loose.
2. I looked up, again.
3. I just had a lesson, and Jim/John screwed me up.
4. My clubs hate me and quit.
5. I had a bad lie, I was in the fairway.
6. I thought it broke the other way.
7. I can’t play well when the dew point is this low.
8. HANG ON, TURN, TURN!
9. GET DOWN, GET DOWN, GET DOWN!
10. Suck…

Ten things to say when your partner/opponent hits a bad shot
1. At least you are dressing better.
2. Wait for it, wait for it (followed by a splash or hit tree).
3. You’ll get better on the back 9…too bad we are just playing 9.
4. That’s one technique.
5. Cha Ching!
6. I never play well on weekends either.
7. Smooth…..
8. You should have warmed up more.
9. That’s a hard shot with the dew point this low.
10. At least you’re looking up fast enough to track your shank.


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