Diamond Woods

Diamond Woods
Hole #18

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Ok,
I have been giving Joe a bad time lately. Joe is one of the “nicer” golfers in our group (That is not saying a lot), and I apologize. It was mean of me to tell Joe that there is a petition in the club house to re-name the pond that borders the 2nd and 16th greens, and the 3rd fairway. The name you ask? Well it was the “Joe Kintz Memorial Pond”. I know, I know, Joe reminded me that usually “memorial” infers that the person has passed away. Now Joe may look a little frazzled (especially during a round of golf), and he remembers when he used to drink beer from a steel can wile listening to a new country star by the name of Hank Williams…Sr. But I am here to tell you that he is still alive and well. Joe, my deepest apologies for my cold and heartless comments. To show you my sincerity, I am going to push to rename the body water the “Joe Kintz Callaway Ball Wash Station” (See DW course layout at bottom of page). That petition will be in the club house, right next to the petition to rename all the trees that line the course to “The Mike Spangler Throw Back Forest”!

And I would like to welcome Mr. Lehman (and his money) back to the group. He golfed for the 1st time this year. I have to say, he picked right up where he left off last year with his putting. I do believe that he gave up a “Luigi” 7 of 9 holes…WELCOME BACK MATT….CHA CHING!


Fore!

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