From the “A dictionary For Hackers, Duffers, and Perpetual Putters”

“Bogey” – The number of strokes needed to finish a hole by a golfer of average skill and above average honesty. See Double Bogey

“Chip Shot” – A short, low approach shot that gets a player into position for one or more missed putts.

“Driving Range” – A place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their systems.

“Fairway Wood” – A club with a medium loft that is used to get a ball out of a good lie on the fairway and into a position for a shot from a slope, a bunker, a water hazard, or in back of a tree.

“Four-Putt” – To Take four strokes of the putter to putt the ball into the hole after driving it onto the green. See "John Lee"

“Par” – Score achieved by a golfer who only had a few good shots on an entire round, but somehow managed to hit them all on the same hole. See “Jim”, “John”, or “Mikey”

“Practice Tee” – The Place where golfers go to convert a nasty hook into a wicked slice. See “Mike” or “Joe”.

“Woods”- 1. Type of golf club used to drive the ball a long distance. See "Jim" or "Mikey"
2. Where the ball lands after being driven a long distance. See “Frank”

Quotes-
“A good round of golf is if you can hit about three shots that turn out exactly as you planned them” – Ben Hogan

“Missing a short putt does not mean you have to ht your next drive out of bounds”. – Henry Cotton

“There is no surer nor (more) painful way to learn a rule then to be penalized for breaking it”. – Tom Watson

“If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron”. – Lee Trevino