John has come up with a “Top five reasons Frank thinks his clubs are broken”

5.) Buying clubs at a second hand store. Kind of makes you wonder why they are there in the first place?

4.) Everyone please take a moment to thank Frank because I really couldn’t picture the term “Swinging from your ass” until I saw him hitting golf balls at the range. Really Frank, thank you!

3.) The year was 1949 when a company called Golf Pride came out with a revolutionary product called the “slip on golf grip.” With that said I figure that at least half of the clubs in Frank’s bag are from 1948 or earlier. Anybody looking for the a “Mashie-Niblick”, I know who’s bag you should start with.

2.) Frank’s ability to work the ball: The fade, slight fade, power fade, mega fade and the ever dangerous boomerang fade. I know the last one seems funny but just sneak up behind any one that has golfed with Frank and make a slight whistle sound. Enough said. Please notice how the word “slice” is never used.


1.) Giving Frank helpful tips to help with his numerous fades such as “releasing the club head” should be broken down into detail. Letting go of the club during a full swing is completely different from releasing the club head. Once again please refer to #2 and the slight whistle sound.

Now, John is funny guy…But that does not take away his responsibility for breaking my clubs…and no, I will not take down the picture…HA!