Two things that ain't long for this world. Dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who chip for pars. - Lee Tevino

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight. - Ben Hogan

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It is called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle, you will be lucky to survive. - Harvey Penick

A lot of guys who have never choked have never been in a position to do so. - Tom Watson